Apple Reacts to Huawei’s Folding-Screen Laptop
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Sam Tucker, Head of Unnovation, humorously critiques Huawei’s new MateBook Fold, a foldable laptop with a spring-loaded, multi-tasking screen. He highlights its fragile keyboard, touch-based alternatives, and Bluetooth keypad, poking fun at its design quirks. Sam contrasts it with Apple’s products, jokingly claiming they break in your pocket. He also mocks Huawei’s Harmony OS and Lenovo’s folding laptop, emphasizing the tech industry’s obsession with foldable screens. Sam concludes with a satirical jab at pricing and branding, suggesting that the real innovation lies in how much companies charge. The video ends with a call to subscribe for more tech parodies and a cheeky nod to placing logos in the center of screens.
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What? Huawei made a foldable screen laptop? Quick, get R&D to work on that right away. Oh, get him to stop. Oh, hi there. I’m Sam Tucker, head of unnovation. And you may have heard recently that Huawei has just announced their allnew MateBook Fold, a spring-loaded laptop with a giant foldable screen which you can use for multitasking or if you want to type on a keyboard that’s more fragile and shallow than our one was. Yeah, people called this design flawed and faulty. But come on, it’s not bad. You don’t need all the keys to work. So, you can change the color and style of their touch keyboard. Or if you want physical keys, it also comes with a Bluetooth one that magnetically sits on top. So, it’ll act just like a normal laptop until you try to close it. Yeah. Looks like Huawei laptops have to come with warning labels. Whereas with Apple, our products don’t break while you use them. They break in your pocket. But you were sitting wrong. It’s got an in-built kickstand to prop the screen up if you want to use it like a big portable desktop. Or you can hold it and use it like a giant iPad. Except instead of the limiting iPad OS, it has the more limiting Harmony OS. Even so, they’ve basically got two touchscreens working on their computers when we can’t even get one going. Come on, guys. Innovate. Download Johnny IV to Apple Intelligence and call him Johnny Aive. Besides, we haven’t made any folding device yet because you know what they say about folding screens, don’t you, Huawei? Fold me once, shame on you. Fold me twice, double shame on you. Cuz your double floppy phone sucked. Anyway, why do we care about this? Isn’t Lenovo the one making that folding screen laptop? Uh, yes, that was us. Hello there. Sorry, we didn’t want to be in the title of this video because well, you know, because nobody cares. Because nobody cares. Yes, thank you. But, you know, we’re okay with that. And let me just say that one of our folding laptops beats Huawei’s in smallness, squareness, and thickness. Congratulations. Also, well done to Huawei’s Courage team who were only charging $3,300 for this 18in screen. I mean, you tried, guys, but I’m sorry. The real pros charge $3500 for 3 in of screen. It’s not the size that counts, but how much you charge for it. The upcoming MacBook Flop. Sorry, Huawei, but you’re folding it wrong. This is how you fold. Subscribe to J. You know, they have all that screen real estate, but they still feel compelled to put their logo right in the middle. Classy move, huh? Hey everyone, thanks for watching the video and subscribe for more fun tech news and parodies. If you don’t mind me, I’m going to put my logo in the middle because that’s what the cool kids