AMD’s New CPUs are Ridiculous.
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Welcome back to Paul’s Tech News, where we navigate the whirlwind of PC hardware updates and industry trends. This week, AMD unveiled its Thread Ripper 9000WX series, with the flagship 96-core Pro 995WX priced at $11,700, offering up to 26% performance gains over its predecessor. Meanwhile, Intel faces challenges, with Aerolake refresh rumors suggesting minimal upgrades and ongoing layoffs affecting thousands. Firefox highlighted Raptor Lake CPU instability exacerbated by summer heat, urging users to update their BIOS. In AI chips, Nvidia and AMD have regained limited export permissions to China, though gaming GPUs remain restricted. Valve tightened Steam’s content rules, removing adult games and AI-generated content, sparking debates over censorship. Retro gaming saw a revival with Commodore’s new FPGA-based systems, while ASUS showcased a $540,000 gold-plated RTX 5090 as a gaudy testament to GPU excess. Stay tuned for more tech updates!
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blazes on, one might anticipate a seasonal period of calm in the realm of PC hardware. But I caution
you to not let your guard down. For it is amidst this very calm that YouTubers and other tech media
desperate for clicks and revenue generating web traffic, debase and defoul themselves by resorting
to the most unscrupulous means at their disposal. I refer, of course, to the ridiculously hyperbolic
and overblown clickbait headlines, video titles, and thumbnails strewn across the internet with
reckless disregard for the actual substance of the material, which is often the most benile tripe
like Thread Ripper pricing coming out, Nvidia and AMD being able to sell AI chips to China again,
and Firefox detecting heatwave induced Raptor-like CPU crashes. We should be able to register this
information with mild indifference and get back to doom scrolling. But instead, we’re faced
with a relentless onslaught of overstatement designed to instill fear, amplify agitation, and
falsely promote a reliance on the message bringer, which is why PC gaming and PC building will
never be the same and is doomed. But thankfully, you’re here. And I would never do that to
you guys. And also, I can save you from all that stuff, too, because this is tech news
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sponsor links in the video description. Let us begin with the hardest of the hardware newses
this week. AMD’s official reveal of Thread Ripper 9000WX series pricing via a blog post on Thursday.
As originally disclosed at Computex in May, these Zen 5-based workstation/proumer CPUs will scale
all the way up to 96 cores and 192 threads in the flagship Thread Ripper Pro 995WX model, which we
now know will cost $11,700 MSRP. Though, per AMD, they’ll initially ship in workstations built
by regional system integrator partners as well as global OEMs, including Dell Technologies, HP,
Lenovo, and Super Micro, starting July 23rd. If you’re a poor person and can’t afford the 96 core,
there’s a 64 core for 8 grand, 32 core for 4,100, a 24 core for 2900, and a 16 core for $1,650.
Thankfully, the Thread Ripper 9000 CPUs are still socket STR5, so they’ll work with existing
WRX90 and TRX50 motherboards with a BIOS update, of course. And while the previous gen 7000 series
also went up to 96 core, they were Zen 4-based. And so AMD is claiming up to 26% more performance
via their benchmarks, at least for the flagship. They also compared the 9995WX to Intel’s Xeon
W93595X, which it wiped the floor with pretty thoroughly. Kind of an unfair comparison if you
ask me. The high-end desktop market overlaps pretty heavily with the workstation market,
which has had the unfortunate effect of pushing prices up a lot, closer to the enterprise side
than the consumer side, which in my opinion is why there’s generally less enthusiasm these days
for this enthusiast segment of the market. Still, it’s fun to ogle, and these pricey WX CPUs should
be joined at some point by the remaining true Hedt parts with the X, but not the W. the 64
core 9980X, 32 core 99970X, and 24 core 9960X, which might provide slightly more value to home
enthusiasts who can’t drop 10 grand or more on server grade hardware, however droolworthy the
specs might be. And without the aid of 3D Vcash, it’s safe to say that these will not be optimal
CPUs for a crossover system that can also do PC gaming. Although, that’s what editor Joe does
with his 7970X, so maybe he can give his feedback. Ah, looks like it still works for gaming. What
the [ __ ] Speaking of Intel offering next to no competition for Thread Ripper, let’s talk
about Team Blue next. Intel news remains dismal this week alongside more rumors that the Aerolake
refresh won’t be very refreshing with just bumped up clock speeds and nothing else. It’s also
now confirmed that the ongoing layoffs have topped 5,000 souls just in Oregon alone, causing
concern about the impact the lost income will have on state funding for things like schools
and public safety. Another interesting tidbit related to Intel struggles came to light via a
Firefox devs post on Masttodon. Back in 2024, we covered Intel’s Raptor Lake issues pretty
extensively, as both 13th gen and 14th gen Intel CPUs were affected by the instability
and degradation problems that took many months to figure out and mitigate as much as possible
with BIOS updates and microode patches. Still, there are many unpatched systems in the wild, and
since Firefox collects crash reports that include system specs, they have some hard data documenting
the effects of the summer heat on these PCs. Hotter systems are more likely to experience
instability. So, per Mosilla senior staff engineer Gabrielle Spelto, if you have an Intel Raptor
Lake system and you’re in the northern hemisphere, chances are that your machine is crashing more
often because of the summer heat. I know because I can literally see which EU countries have
been affected by heat waves by looking at the local Firefox crash reports coming from Raptor
Lake Systems. Selvelto’s team even disabled the crash report bot due to it becoming such a
frequent issue. And in case you were wondering, the number one CPU affected was the 14700 K. So,
one more friendly reminder to those of you on an Intel 13th or 14th gen CPU, update your BIOS.
Speaking of updates, I guess the US government has apparently updated its stance on Nvidia and
their ability to export certain AI capable GPUs to China. This actually affects AMD too though.
But as shared in an Nvidia blog post Monday after Nvidia CEO Jensen Hong made recent visits to both
Washington DC and Beijing, the US government has assured Nvidia that licenses will be granted
for their H20 hopper data center accelerators to sell to customers in China. Do note that the
H20 was already a cut down chip whose die size is a mystery and was produced specifically to
slip in beneath US export restrictions that had been put in place before those restrictions were
expanded to include it as well as AMD’s similarly configured Mi308 chip, which AMD says will also
be resuming sales in China based on this news. What is less clear is how this will affect gaming
chips. cards like the RTX 5090 were also blocked by the ban. And so Nvidia made the 5090D, which
was also banned. And then a few weeks back, I had way too much fun discussing Nvidia’s doubleds,
aka the 5090 DDD. But not only is that gloriously named graphics card now being referred to as 5090D
V2, which is just abominable, horrible branding if you ask me. But it might just be unnecessary.
Unnecessary. Forgive my presumption, but I don’t think anyone has ever claimed that doubleds were a
necessity. It’s more about aesthetics and the joy they bring to the world. And yes, of course, I’m
still talking about graphics cards. As a matter of principle, though, I think we should all be
in favor of the 1590D getting the green light. Free the D sounds like a rousing battlecry to me.
And hey, if they want to go ahead and free those double D’s, too, I won’t complain. Speaking of
things that just can’t be contained, the remainder of the tech news was too much. and so it has been
shrinkified into tech briefs. Valve made a change to Steam this week that I’m only going to lightly
touch on as I have a feeling it will develop further. Their updated rules and guidelines
for game developers now prohibit content that violates rules and standards set forth by Steam’s
payment processors and related card networks and banks or internet service providers. On one hand,
this means a lot of adultoriented games were just removed from Steam, which you may think is a
good or a bad thing, but also much AI slop has been removed, which I think everyone will agree
is nice. But on the other hand, this gives a lot of power to credit card companies, banks, and
ISPs who are not usually known for level-headed arbitration when it comes to video game content
that might be deemed controversial. Valve issued a statement after there was some backlash on
this aspect of the changes, but it’s mainly promising developers some app credits by way
of compensation for games that were taken down. It’s disappointing that Valve is passing the buck
when it comes to this type of content moderation, and many who have chimed in with comments are now
on alert to see if further censorship is forced down by Valve’s payment processing partners. Peak
nostalgia for PC gaming dinosaurs like myself was loading up Jumpman Jr. via a cassette deck on our
family’s Commodore 64 sometime back in the 80s. Memory is a bit hazy, but thanks to the efforts
of the retro gaming community and Christian Perryic Simpson, Commodore is back and they’re
actually going to ship new models with a basic, an RGB, and a gold Founders Edition option up
for pre-order going for $300 to $500 each. The new Commodore is run on an AMD RTX 7 FPGA that
allows for full compatibility with the 10,000 plus original retro games out there without the use of
emulation. And they’ve even added Wi-Fi support. They expect to start shipping units in October.
So, if you’d like to fire up Maniac Mansion or Bubble Bobble in the most legitimate way possible,
you can find out more at commodore.net. Now, if you’ve wondered just how much money GPU
manufacturers are making from high-priced video cards, consider that ASUS decided to pour 5 kg or
11 plus pounds of pure gold worth roughly $540,000 at current market rates into the shroud and back
plate of this custom one-off ROG Astral RTX 5090. This gloriously gilded graphics card was spotted
by real victor_m on Twitter as it was displayed recently at the BillyBilly World 2025 event in
Shanghai, China. And while this GPU certainly blows by the former world’s most expensive gold
video card, the ROG Astral Dah Hab edition in terms of raw material cost and heft as it weighs
in at 7.2 kg. So, you better get a golden anti-sag bracket, too. The DA HAB still gets the aesthetic
win given the rough finish the molding process left on the all gold 5090. Kind of looks like
a bad 3D print. I’m sure it’ll buff right out though. And actually a correction on peak GPU
aesthetics. The true win in that category belongs to this GPU, the ROG Astro Hatsune Miku special
edition RTX 5080, which you could totally pair up with all this other Asus Hatutsune Miku hardware
if you wanted the best gaming PC ever. This 5080 actually costs double the MSRP of a typical 5080.
But for once, I’m not going to complain about a GPU markup. Definitely worth it. But there you
have it, guys. Tech news for the week. And if